grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...