Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob