I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...