George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...