Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...