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Toddler Miracle Diet!
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Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Santa Hates Your Kid
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An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
For some light refreshment!
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Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...