My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.