Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...