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Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
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What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
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The Lady with no legs or arms.
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This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
How do frogs die?
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