Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”