Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...