I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...