Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...