CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.