Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...