Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...