More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...