My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.