Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...