Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...