Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...