It finally happened
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
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Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...