Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...