On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
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Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Two plus two is five
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Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...