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Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...