A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....