Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...