Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Automotive horror
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Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...