Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...