Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...