What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...