Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...