Elephants IV
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Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...