My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...