Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...