Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...