The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...