Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...