Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...