Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...