Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...