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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Blind question and answer jokes
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Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...