If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
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|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...