Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...