George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...