The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...