Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...