crazy blonde
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The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
What’s that sound?
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How about a bridal?
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No Hemorrhoids
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Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
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My daughter is your reward
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Some fishing terms
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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
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Warning all shoplifters
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