Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.