Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...