Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...